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heart-ablaze:

so my ex sent me a snapchat the other day, and he had this really disgusting beard (I’m all for beards, don’t get me wrong. But it just did not look great at all, but even if it did i wouldn’t have told him). i ended up just replying with, ‘what is that thing on your face?’ and he goes ‘what? i like it’ and i replied, ‘i don’t’

AND I RAN INTO HIM BETWEEN CLASSES TODAY AND HE’D SHAVED IT OFF

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palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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littles-p-a-r-r-o-w:

beardhairdontcare:

Sigh

Ugh. My heart.
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legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

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imustfightback:

THIS IS MY LIFE & THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND
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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
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toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it
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